But there's a problem with epic fantasy. If you read Robert Jordan, you know what I mean: time. Yup, it takes time to write those monuments to literature. Lots and lots of time. So if you're a fan of the Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire), you might enjoy this song.
Now back to trenches.
(I got this from a friend, Circia, who picked it up from Wil Wheaton, so I'm not awesome enough to get this stuff originally, I just pass it along like a disease vector.)